Best translation of Pascal's Wager EVAR.

[crysthewolf]

Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. If there no Ceiling Cat, no matter anywai. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."  

ROFLMAO

Comments

[mycybertuffet.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

[indyellen.livejournal.com]

That one is awesome, but I particularly like:

Free will paradocks

Ceiling Cat givz free will, but he noes what kittehs r going 2 do cuz Ceiling Cat iz omnishcientz. Dis is paradoks cuz u no can haz free will if Ceiling Cat allreedy noes wut ur going 2 do, srsly. Kthxbye.

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

ROFL. LOVE it.