I robbed a homeless guy because that bum stole my taco.

 The month you were born:

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I hugged
9 (Sept) - I fucked
10 (Oct) - I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I banged
12 (Dec) - I robbed



The day you were born on:

01 - the trojan man
02 - hobo
03 - the cookie monster
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - barney the dinosaur
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a dog
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - yo momma
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - lil wayne
24 - a whore
25 - a teletubby
26 - my boyfriend
27 - a condom
28 - a bag of weed
29 - my lover
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -a mop

The color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im cool like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because i have AMAZING Boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
blue - because that bum stole my taco
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
grey - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack


Now put yours in the comments (or post it on your own blog and link it in the comments. ;) )