Primerica is eeeeevil.

[crysthewolf]

Also known as citigroup.  That possible job opportunity I mentioned earlier?  That'd be them.  Yep, if someone ever comes up to you in a Half Price Books and hands you a card that says "Primerica" or "Citigroup", cuss them out for me.

Luckily I didn't actually GO to the meeting that the lady set up with me yet.  I talked to her on the phone today and she didn't say anything offhand that tipped me off, but something made me get off the phone and go "I don't want to go to this."  So, while chatting with Chris about it, I did a Google search.  Sure enough, like some of you who talked Chris through the same thing a few years ago already know, yes, they're a big fat pyramid scheme scam.  Who sometimes sell life insurance.  At inflated rates.

I'm probably going to give the card to a manager at Half Price books and let him know that people are soliciting in their store.  Hey, they get commission for recruiting people.  They're doing business in someone else's place of business.  'Course they've probably got fifty loopholes to get AROUND that, but hey.  At least a warning is good.

I hate lies.  I hate the dog eat dog world.  I hate having to look every-fucking-body up on Google who gives me a compliment or offers me a job to see if they're full of shit.

I hate that this bitch was going to make me WASTE GAS before she told me that I had to PAY THEM MONEY to do training for a job that was going to pay me on commission only.

If I ever see her in Half Price again, I'm punching her. 

Beeeoch.

But at least I didn't go to the stupid interview. Stupid.  =P

Love,
Crystal

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[mobobocita.livejournal.com]

Give me 2 weeks to get through this thing and I promise, I will sit down with you, go over what you want to do, work on your resume to get you there and leverage my contacts in the industry. You'd be good in my industry, I've just gotta get your skills and vocab up to speed for it.

And I've gotta get through what is coming first. I know you understand.

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Completely. :)

[defixione.livejournal.com]

If you do ever see her again, don't punch her.

Call me, and I'll come over there. What will happen then???, you may be wondering.

Well, I'll come into there with a boombox. Then I will set it down and press "Play". Play, indeed.

Then, I will trap her into a corner with Right Said Fred playing from the boombox. Then the can of Redi-Whip will come out as I remove my shirt in a sexy manner. Then I will remove my pants, revealing American Flag undies!

And THEN the Redi-Whip. Yes it will go everywhere. And I will do the Sexy Fat Striptease Dance...and I guarantee you that her head shall explode, my friend.

Her head shall explode.

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*gasp*

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

That'd be awesome. ;)

[defixione.livejournal.com]

And Crystal, if you have to vomit...well, just swallow it.

NOTE: Double points if you recognize the quote.