Vote Jeff for Emporer!!!

Tired of partisan politics? Sick of hearing the same campaign slogans over and over again (often the same ones from both sides)??? Sick of waiting until NOVEMBER to make your voice heard and your vote count?

Go vote for Jeff now!!!

He supports free stuff!
He loves babies!
He's AGAINST lipstick on pigs!

"What America needs isn’t another President. America needs an emperor. America needs a leader who will lead with complete autonomy and wear funny hats. America needs Jeff."

Forget republicans who won't let your gay friends get married!! Bollocks to democrats who want to take away your guns!!! You need an emperor!!!!

Vote for Jeff!!!!