Smooth Criminal

[crysthewolf]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Comments

[semiexpat.livejournal.com]

I would suspect you stabbed someone in the eye with a knitting needle. I think I need to post this question on my blog as well.

[semiexpat.livejournal.com]

PS Of course it would have been someone that really deserved it!

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Aww. ;)

[thedruidbear.livejournal.com]

So, would she be charged with hooking then?

Bwahahaha

[thedruidbear.livejournal.com]

I am thinking Homocide.... of course, they deserved it as they were pushing all your buttons!

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Noooo, that'd be a crotchet needle.

;)

I, my friend, am a stitch 'n bitch, NOT a happy hooker. ;)

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Damned button pushing bastards.

[friendstephen.livejournal.com]

IC 35-42-1-5.5, Balloon-Animal-Creator Homicide

Sec. 5.5, A person who knowingly or recklessly kills another human being who was in the process of twisting a balloon into the shape of an animal or a headdress commits Balloon-Animal-Creator Homicide, a Class D Felony, but in crysthewolf's opinion, probably justified.

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

With a motor vehicle? ;)

[defixione.livejournal.com]

I dunno...for some reason I can see you getting arrested for burning down someone's house. Don't ask me why, because I don't know LOL!

[anjala.livejournal.com]

Bitch-slapping your mother and brother with a HUGE Clue-by-four for being such "self-righteous, hypocritical, judgmental, bible-beating assholes". (One of my favorite sayings.)

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Haaaaa ha ha ha.... "Sonny came home to her favorite room..."

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Aww, you think they'd arrest me for that? ;) LOL

[defixione.livejournal.com]

Well, if the clueX4 happened to be a 2X4 with the word 'CLUE' written on it in red sharpie and pink glitter...

[defixione.livejournal.com]

Ah, now it clicks!

I can see your nickname now, almost like some movie with the classic voiceover guy:

"Crystal Walter is...THE ARSONIST!"

[anjala.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but they would have to arrest me for helping. I don't like it when people treat their blood like they are something they can just throw away.

You are definitely part of my family and I would be damned if I let them do it again.

[friendstephen.livejournal.com]

Just because you are seen in a police car doesn't mean you were arrested for a moving violation.

And you are pretty hardcore about it. Car-vs-balloon-twister ... could happen. :-)

[katmandu07.livejournal.com]

Assaulting someone who hurt someone you love.